Taking "stay awake" meds too late in the day makes it very hard to fall asleep at night. (Don't worry...they're MINE...prescribed by a doc for the Chronic Human Parvovirus B19.)
Lying awake until 4:00 am makes it VERY hard to drag yourself out of bed the next morning at 7:00.
Completely forgetting to take "stay awake" meds after being awake until 4:00 am enables you to fall asleep just about anywhere and anytime.
Sleeping on newly pierced ears is a bit uncomfortable.
If you wait until you are 38 years old to get your ears pierced, you wonder why you wanted so long.
Conquering your fear of getting your ears pierced at the age of 38 makes you feel brave.
It might be better to feel cautious instead of brave when you decide to go for a new haircut.
Showing the hair stylist a picture of the cut AND color you want does not necessarily make it fool-proof.
When you show the hair stylist a picture of the cut and color you want, you should make sure that she is looking at the CORRECT picture on the page.
When your vision is as bad as mine, you don't notice that you're getting the wrong color and cut until you put your glasses back .. the color and cut are finished.
It is VERY hard to NOT show surprise when you are expecting a brown bob with blonde highlights and instead you get a dark auburn shag with dark brown AND blonde highlights.
I am far too polite in circumstances like above.
When the manager is your hair stylist, there isn't really anyone left to listen to your complaint.
Tomorrow is another day...and hopefully another hair stylist will be on duty when I return to the salon to have my hair color corrected.
When you spent three hours in the chair at the salon, forget to take your stay awake meds, forget to eat, AND get the wrong color and cut, the bed looks very inviting when you see it.
Lying down for "just a few minutes" tends to stretch into several hours.
Sleeping while Mike is at work and six kids are at home is NOT a particularly smart thing to do.
Ben thinks maxipads are big band-aids.
When Ben is sent to his room for stealing his sister's pads, he pees in his old Easter bucket. (To be fair, I DID tell him not to come out of his room. It's just my luck that THAT is the direction he chose to obey.)
Pee in an Easter bucket doesn't really affect me that much anymore.
The fact that pee in an Easter bucket doesn't really affect me anymore is a bit scary.
Even THAT is not as scary as my current shade of hair color!
Good night everybody......
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